Shoppers stumped by Trump tat on shelves

He may not have made The Open but Donald Trump’s merchandise is slowly finding its way into shop shelves in Southport.

Shocked shoppers could hardly believe their eyes when Trump branded golf balls and rosettes were on sale at the Central 12 Poundland store today.

Confused shoppers asked staff if they were some part of a Halloween joke but they were told that the products are genuine all year round merchandise.

Any Trump fanatics in Southport can also get American flag headbands and head boppers. One baffled shopper said

“Why would anybody want to buy this sh*t? We never voted for him and he doesn’t govern us so his horrible merchandise should be thrown into the bin”