Idiot highways workers tarmac over flood grid

Churchtown residents are in disbelief after Road works on Botanic Road were done so poorly, a flood grid was covered up.

Highways workers in charge of relaying tarmac along Botanic Road in the middle of Churchtown village have half heartedly done what they were asked and ended up with a massive headache.

A flood grid has somehow been entirely blocked up with tarmac.

One furious resident said: “how can you be so stupid that you tarmac over a grid? I’ve seen enough stupid things in my 80 years on earth but this is up there.”

“It’s not like it’s invisible. We’ll have a bad flood now and none of the water will be able to drain away”